I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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