We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
A bitchslap is in order.
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