we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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