I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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