Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I need you to use more vowels.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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