he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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