I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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