When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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