Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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