I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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