we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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