your parents love me but you hate me
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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