Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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