youre lurking in front of me
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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