You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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