just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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