how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
