1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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