Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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