he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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