I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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