Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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