is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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