You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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