There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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