i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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