Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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