If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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