I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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