yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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