hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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