Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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