i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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