in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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