That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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