I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I cut my penus on the lid.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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