She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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