I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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