If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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