ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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