we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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