Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
