NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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