I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
