He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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