so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Are we still banned from the library?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
