he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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