i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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