I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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