We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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