It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
