Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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