Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
