A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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