I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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