Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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